Honestly, I feel like crap today. I thought it was the flu, but typically the flu involves some actual movement on the flu-like symptoms front and currently I’m stalled at “achy like I’m being attacked by every molecule of air individually as though they could think for themselves and are, as such, homicidal.” If I were 90, this would be arthritis. As I am 27, I am self-diagnosing via the Internet with some sort of fatal, rare disorder that turns me, eventually, into a rock/tree/Very Special Opr